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#1423884 - 21/05/2017 18:20 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: TrenthamStormchasers]
Wild Wassa Offline
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Registered: 17/03/2012
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You were held in high esteam.
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#1423886 - 21/05/2017 18:36 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: TrenthamStormchasers]
ozone doug Offline
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Registered: 06/11/2006
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Loc: Roma SW QLD Eye to the S Wes...
Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
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#1424864 - 31/05/2017 18:31 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: TrenthamStormchasers]
LightningGus Offline
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Registered: 12/05/2012
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Loc: Kingaroy QLD 434m ASL
For NSW fans:

My vacuum cleaner was broken, so I put a blues sticker on it and now it sucks.
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#1424890 - 31/05/2017 21:53 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: LightningGus]
EddyG Online   content
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Registered: 19/12/2008
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Originally Posted By: LightningGus
For NSW fans:

My vacuum cleaner was broken, so I put a blues sticker on it and now it sucks.


Must have been all those toads being sucked up!! poke
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#1424916 - 01/06/2017 09:41 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: TrenthamStormchasers]
ozone doug Offline
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Your not wrong ,We got murdered last night.
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#1425431 - 07/06/2017 12:41 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: TrenthamStormchasers]
J Pabo Offline
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Registered: 12/10/2012
Posts: 278
Paddy says to Mick, ¨I`m getting circumcised tomorrow.¨

Mick says, ¨I had that done when I was a few days old¨.

Paddy asks, ¨Did it hurt?¨

Mick says, ¨Well, I couldn`t walk for about a year.¨

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#1426237 - 18/06/2017 18:54 Re: Monday night giggle - joke thread... [Re: TrenthamStormchasers]
samboz Offline
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Registered: 16/11/2014
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Loc: Between Maffra & the Mountains...
Poor old Frank was in a terrible accident and woke up in hospital. The first person he saw was the surgeon who operated on him. “I have some bad news, but also some good news” he said.
“Well tell me,” said Frank.
“The bad news is that I had to amputate your penis, but the good news is that my brother, George, is one of the best plastic surgeons around, so I will get him to come in and see you. Apparently he has perfected a procedure to create an artificial penis.”
George came to see Frank later that afternoon. “Frank, my brother told me of your situation, it's very expensive, but I can do as he told you. The only thing I need to know is the size that you would like. The options are, 5, 7, 9, or 11 inches, but as this is quite important, it would be best if you talked it over with your wife first.”
All Frank could think of was the number eleven for some reason, but thought he had better ask his wife anyway. Eventually he called home and discussed the situation with her.
The next day, George the plastic surgeon came in and asked Frank for their decision. “Well, Frank, what did your wife say?”
“She said that she would prefer a new kitchen.”
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Rain total 2016 - 753.5mm.
J-173mm. F-5mm. M-66mm. A-32.5mm. M-24mm
J-88mm. J-143mm. A-17.5mm. S-89.5mm. O-53.5mm.
Nov-61.5mm. Dec - 26mm TOTAL 2016 - 779.5MM
Rain 2017. Jan-9.5mm. Feb-23mm. March-49mm
April-40mm. May-12mm. June-11mm to 0900 24th.

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