A. Tennis, of course!

Q. Which celebrity do you most admire?

A. Matt Damon.. He does such good spy movies!

Q. whats your best celebrity achievement? (when did you get in the news etc for doing something good/stupid/amazing?)

None. I hated it at school...except for tennis perhaps.
[EDIT: Aaron beat me to it!]

(Cloudz from memory it was 64 feet so I'd say 19.81m is right. It can cause the roof to cave in!)

What is a batrachomyomachy?

Aah Keith, your knowledge of English almost surpassed my ability to enter searches into Google.

batrachomyomachy: "The battle between the frogs and mice; -- a Greek parody on the Iliad, of uncertain authorship". or more commonly refered as - "Much ado about nothing" or "to make a mountain out of a mole hill".

Folks:

Hmmmmmm....I guess I have no question to answer.

I'll pose a Question: If you had to move to the US, where would you settle and why?

A: If weather was the only consideration- Mt. Washington, NH for the snow and year round cold. No need to worry about searing heat ever again! It's also an easy drive to the 'BosWash' area for some entertainment. For general quality of life, anywhere in the Pacific Northwest; pleasant, well laid out cities and you're never too far from the mountains or coast.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Life is short, Party hard

Q: Who is the hottest Woman in the World right now?

A. The girl in the white dress aka Pippa Middleton

and now a poser to tax even the brainiest amongst us -
Q. When will the Canberra Raiders next win a Grand Final?

Never Swaggie or at least not until teh Cowboys have won 5 in a row (asif).

Sorry forgot to pose a question so here goes:

Why can't catfish have kittens?

A. Because cats don't like water.

Q. If you could have ANY job in the world, what would it be and why?

Chemical laboratory analyst. Chemistry was my best subject in high school and I still love it.

Who won the Rugby League Grand Final in 1966?

A:The mighty DRAGONS, 23-4 over Balmain, their last in the magic run of 11 .

Q: What is your favourite radio station, not including your own music?

A: Hot FM.
Q: Who is the best Rugby Union Team, Australia or New Zealand.

A. Who cares !!!

Q. Why do so many ( alot of my friends ) NZ born Australians refuse to become citizens ......

They want Australia to become a state of New Zealand.

Why can FISH be spelt as GHOTI?

Ghoti is a constructed word used to illustrate irregularities in English spelling. It is a respelling of the word fish, i.e., it is supposed to be pronounced /ˈfɪʃ/ - Thanks Google

In saying that my question is What is wrong the word "Google"

I had in mind:

GH as in Rough
O as in Women
TI as in Fictitious

Google seems to refer to a slang term for people that like to look up things ('googly eyes')..just a mad guess for the politically-correct, which I'm not; otherwise I've really no idea.

Where is there a Melbourne outside of Australia?

A1 - Google is a corruption of Googol
A2 - USA which also has an Adelaide

Q - How soon will this topic make one million posts?

A. Based on 6 posts a day with 99962 posts to go (excluding this one), that will be in 16660.5 days time, which will make it the 21st of December, 2056. Yes, I obviously have to much time on my hands now that my son is on camp!

Q. Can you really fix something that aint broke, and have you ever done it - please share!

Actually its 999,962 posts to go which at 6 posts/day is 166660 days which makes it somewhere in the year 2467 give or take. Thankfully I wont be around to see it!

Q. Can you cry underwater?